Another Seed In A Gods-Damned Fucking "Seedless" Clementine

This is bigger than borders and ICE.  We can't just deport these felonious fruits.  Those orange-colored motherfuckers are mocking America.  It's time to declare war on Morocco.  They're fucking Musilims, they lie and send us illegal fucking fruit, and it's time to take those bastards and their gay little oranges down a peg or two.  Or at least their children.  We can bomb their elementary schools and children's hospitals with drones before we send in our heroes to canoe any kids who survived the bombings.  Seedless is not a fucking suggestion, you gods-damned terrorists!