Attention Insane Christian Idiots: God Doesn't Care If You Fuck That Guy

Because your stupid god is not real.  If you want to touch some loser's dick, that's perfectly okay with the fictional god--or don't touch that zesty wiener if you don't want to; it's up to you.  If you want to put your pecker into some stupid girl, no made-up gods are ever gonna care.  If you'd rather just yank your crank, then have it sport.  All you assholes really need to do is rub both your neurons together real fast till you get that special feeling and decide for yourselves.  Morons.