Days Of Wine And Grizzlies

Don't pet the bears.  And understanding where the fuck you are is probably the key and not whether somebody's on their period.  The bears don't really fucking care, but they are fat and lazy opportunists that can rip your arms off, so better to stay way far away from them and take every proper precaution when you're in bear country.  Worrying about icky girls and their scary periods seems somewhat futile.