Trump Is Wishing He Had Subway Jared Instead About Now

That fat pedophile sack of shit would be less embarrassing than Jared Kushner for Trump at this point.  Kushner is too stupid to live even when compared to the mental-defectives in the Trump family, so all we can do is thank jesus fucking christ who we love so much for providing us with this wondrous funfetti.  What Trump has done to the political establishment in this country is the most wonderful thing that any of could have ever hoped for.  Thanks, Trump!