I Know Rick Newman Loves To Guzzle The Piss On Yahoo! But Maybe His Timing Could Somehow Be Worse

Newman is a vile conservative pissboy and shit-licker, but if he was not quite as retarded as his clearly is, he might realize that Trump is about to go into full-on MAGAtard panic and wind up mandating a really shitty version of universal healthcare within a few days probably.  Shitty.  And very costly.  So, M4All will be coming sooner than even Bernie Sanders could have thought in the aftermath of Trump's titanic COVID-19 failure.  Let's hope Rick Newman spends a shit ton of quality time licking aged conservatives over the next 8-12 weeks.  Thanks, Trump!