Just As Fun As Hitler's Suicide, Chris Matthews Quits MSDNC

Sayonara, motherfucker!  This is turning out to be pretty fucking awesome day.  Reactionary lunatic Chris Matthews gets run out off the tee vee, the loser weasels line up behind senile old Creepy Uncle Joe.  What's next?  Warren gets fired into the sun?  Bernie has to be feeling pretty fucking stoked about how all this shit is playing out for him.  Can he get it done tomorrow?