Shocking, I Say: Catholic Institutions Are Evil

Who knew?  Before today, the Catholic church has been so progressive and goodly-hearted.  And never an abusive hell hole in sight!  Now who can we trust with the poor and the helpless?  Thanks the gods for the CIA!  I guess they will fix all this trouble with the sluts and whores.  And Irish people always seemed so advanced.  How could they allow this?  Have a drink, Mick.