American Heritage Girls: Not At All Creepy American Sharia Law Or Anything

No, nothing like a nasty christian fundie cult. Really.  I mean, the Girl Scouts are pretty fucking terrible, but at least they do shit to piss of jesus and the conservative fucksticks, so they have some value.  The American Heritage Girls are just really fucking sick christian-branded Sharia law-type bullshit.  Fuck them all in the ear hole.