One Year Ago Today

if ann coulter likes it, you know it sucks

and is probably fat and ugly, too.

last week, much was made of chris christie, a well-known disgusting fat lazy fuck, speaking to the koch brothers koch-sucking gala and spouting off about how the only that gets him hard is delivering the pain to the little people.  is this a surprise?  imagine the few remaining terrifying things that can still get coulter damp between her veiny hams, then picture chris christie whispering them to you in your sleep, and you're halfway to being coulter.  so what the christie is a total hypocrite for putting out his hand for the federal dollars, he's still a big enough pig for ann. 

awful repbulican zombie of the week: jane swift

here's a blast from the past; this vile careerist did her best to strap one on and bone massachusetts to the hilt.  the fact that she was a shameless liar was just icing on the cake.  i wonder how long it'll be till she tries for the ole comeback?  the fact that she pollutes williamstown certainly taints america's finest college.  kinda like erin burnett.

a republican apparatchik repents

this asshole has apparently been making the rounds; i saw him on hardball last week.  it's really nice he's validating what we already knew, but this was not exactly a resounding act of courage after 28 years.  i'm sure his pension is secure... 

mitt romney is the new al gore

mitt romney = al gore, and not only because neither one is man enough to out-campaign a fucking retard from texas.

both are somewhat dim-witted sons of privilege, with fathers who raised their sons in the hothouse of presidential ambition (as with most things associated with dim-witted privilege, harvard is involved).  both are utterly without unique accomplishments or any accomplishment not directly associated with their pre-programmed presidential ambitions.  both are utterly divorced from the experience of 99.9% of americans.  both are vile hypocrites.  both are awful politicians, lacking any warmth, instinct or other trait which might appeal to voters and as such both have failed when given any legitimate competition.  both are firmly right-wing, even if they're not as crazy as their texan nemesi.  both might as well be personality-less warrior robots constructed by the galtian overlords to wage the class war on the majority.  both are walking, talking symbols of american failure and corruption.

killer elite movie: what, no paul giamatti?

jeez, jason statham, clive owen and robert deniro?  no paul giamatti?  too bad, cuz then that awful movie coulda' been battlefield earth or fokkers bad.  even clooney knows you gotta have one of the giamatti's anyway, and the fat one will chew way more scenery than the other one. 

more dumb people

now, of course i haven't been looking for 9/11 bullshit, but it's everywhere, and if you think that only one side is mostly populated by soft-headed fools, well, you are simply wrong.  depeche mode deserves better than imani gandy.

smart bombs and dumb people

if 9/11 'changed everything', what would happen if you got the shit bombed out of you for a few months or 20 years or even forever?  what would that change, exactly?