Friday, November 2, 2012

One Year Ago Today

michael steele for veep?

now that the hermentum is blowing up like ann coulter's favorite black hindenburg, will rubio be their next favorite toady?  the michael steele muppet?  how little self-respect does colin powell currently have? 

smoke 'em if you got 'em

it's up to three liberal sluts who attempted to seduce hermentum caintrain cain.  how many more of these little bimbos are out there to disparage ann coulter's favorite minority member?  if you can't trust the tramps you try to hop on in your corporate apartment, who can you trust?

al sharpton!

sharpton's show is getting better and better.  he's a genuine personality on a channel stuffed with unsubstantial fluff.  it took him a bit to settle in, but now he's rolling and unlike most of the folks on tee vee, he doesn't take shit from conservatives.  who knew? 

ann coulter's blacks

they are not too bright, but how the fuck can any of them put up with that treatment from the likes of human refuse like the spawn of this asswipe.

deepak chopra on bill o'reilly

okay, bo dietl is still the biggest fuckhead ever on fox, but deepak chopra is pretty fucking close.  to have those two idiots discussing richard dawkins is like having a couple of dung beetles attempting to deconstruct finnegans wake.  chopra is one of the world's most disgusting people, and he and o'reilly deserve each other.  two morons wallowing in their own filth and ignorance.  and deepak, medical doctors are not scientists.  medicine and science are at best distrustful acquaintances.  asshole. 

bo dietl, one dumb cop

jesus fucking christ!  stephen baldwin as bo dietl!  i really can't imagine how heinous this thing has to be...

bo dietl, the dumbest man ever on fox

that's saying something, i know, but it is true.  he is the stupidest man ever to appear on fox news channel.  the happiest day in the life of his commanding officer was when dietl announced he was leaving the nypd.  better than that guy's wedding day.  better than the birth of his first child.  better than his son graduating from medical school.  nope, the best day was the day dietl walked in with the news he was leaving.  thank you jeebus. 

tweety needs to get lessons from o'reilly or dick morris

on how to sell his stupid book.  i mean, he's practically begging.  what could a mutton-head like chris matthews add to the story of one of the most written-about figures in american history?

the dublin messiah, scattering crumbs

if you are very very lucky i may share my bit explaining the legacy of u2 in the model of stephen dedalus explaining shakespeare in the library. 

achtung baby reissue? ugh. wtf?

why would anyone celebrate the reissue of such a mundane piece of flotsam?  u2 stopped being respectable sometime during the recording of war and stopped being tolerable halfway through joshua tree.  dublin messiah scattering crumbs, hey indeedy.

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