One Year Ago Today

gavin newsom must be a 1-watt bulb

watching that vapid harpy he used to be married to for more than five seconds says more than five million terrible things about gavin newsom's intellect and judgement.  kimberly guilfoyle was just on hannity's show asserting that hermentum would thrive after his sexual harassment scandal.  what a dipshit. 

bicycling magazine is interesting?

how can that be?  but they've almost committed an act of journalism, such as it is, with this.  campagnolo has always been the bestest stuff, but the shimano stuff usually works well.  unfortunately, shimano has been all too eager to fuck over their users with inane new standards, no back-compatability, and stupid shit just for stupid's sake.  plus, the newer the stuff, the more super ugly it is.  their latest cranks, road and mountain, are just horrible, and when shimano went to the 4-bolt chainrings on the mountainbike cranks for no good reason, they deserved to be stomped on by godzilla over and over and over again.  the mountain rear derailleurs are stoopid looking, too.  the cold-forged deore, deore xt and even xtr mountainbike components--from the late 80's, early 90's halcyon days--were simple, clean, strong and good-looking, like much of the campagnolo road stuff still is today, plastic carbon parts and all.

would it be okay if herman cain sexually harassed ginny thomas?

would the universe implode?  or would clarence thomas get a boner after all these years imagining a hot three way with ginny and hermentum?  ooh, yeah, baby.  here comes the cain train.  then comes long dong silver.

the universe would implode.  i hope. 

ok, nile gardiner is right in line after bo dietl

scraping the bottom of the barrel for another consecutive night, nevel papperman lookalike, nile gardiner was building the sexual tension on the o'reilly show while spouting some especially absurd nonsense about the occupy movement and other shit about which he has absolutely no understanding.

more disgusting stuff that gets bill o'reilly hard

why do i get the feeling that this atrocity is exactly the kind of shit--the only kind of shit--that gets bill o'reilly locked and loaded to sexually harass his employees and fit rubber toys up his keester?  if only that girl was andrea mackris and that daddy-o abuser was bill o'reilly, bill wouldn't mind being divorced and having his wife get the high hard one from a real working lawman!