Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Another Maza Tri-Colour
No Onza pedals on this one. The usual lugs, crown, dropouts, chrome. Looks properly sorted. Masi? Masi? No, Maza. M-A-Z-A. Why would you think of Masi?
Don't Vote For Rapey Uncle Joe Biden No Matter What
Never Biden. Joe Biden is a disgusting right-wing criminal and rapist. Never vote for Joe Biden no matter what happens. Never Biden. Even Newsweek knows that shit. Jesus.
Great News From Chris Cuomo!
Corona, corona! We deserve some good news. And we trust in the coronavirus, now and forever, amen. Thanks, Trump!
Elon Musk Is Dangerously Stupid, And His Stans Are Fucking Birdbrains
Sweet jesus, Musk is a fucking dope. And the people who kiss his ass are screaming imbeciles. Elon Musk is an intelligence test. There are many failures. But Dunning and Kruger rule their sick, sad world.
Monday, March 30, 2020
A Pair Of RB-2s
RB stands for Racing Bike, not Road Bike, according to the original decals on the first couple of model years. Racing Bike-2. Too bad Rivendell never carried on with that concept. And that Bridgestone metallic purple was one of the best bike colors ever.
Great News From Racist Conservative Born-Again Christians!
Screaming retard racist christians in Louisiana, Florida, and Ohio are doing the lords' fucking work helping the brave beautiful patriot coronavirus rid us of the racist conservative teabagging filth in America. I believe all the conservative fundie christian churches should be open every fucking day, and all those racist fucks should be jamming themselves into 'em and hugging and kissing and holding hands and praying to jesus and Trump and licking each other and everything. Fundies helping the coronavirus do its patriotic duty will truly make America greater again.
Vile Shitbag Richard Burr Lawyers Up
The Justice Department is maybe possibly gonna go after Ricard Burr for insider trading. This is a pretty fucking fun development, and it gives the Dems a yuge opportunity to brutalize the racist GOP teabaggers in November. But we know that the Dems are total right-wing shitbags, so no victories will be won even if Burr gets frogmarched directly to the guillotine. Trump might be able to use this to his advantage, tho. He's got an idiot-savant political ability that the Dems can't even manage.
Writing About Pop Music Is As Tedious As Pop Music
Banality. And the best question is, who cares? Corporate pop music is fucking garbage, copycat product with all the creativity and imagination squeezed out of it. But does anyone think that saxophones are missing? Gone? Not heard? Jesus, if you are concerned with trite pop culture, please don't bother.
Just In Case It Was Still Unclear That David Atkins Is A Complete And Utter Imbecile
He will remind you. No shame in the universe is greater than the shame of being the Atkins brothers' mother. Jesus.
And don't vote for Biden under any circumstances. Biden is worse than Trump in every way. Remember, rapey Uncle Joe Biden put Clarence "Uncle" Thomas on the SOTUS.
And don't vote for Biden under any circumstances. Biden is worse than Trump in every way. Remember, rapey Uncle Joe Biden put Clarence "Uncle" Thomas on the SOTUS.
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Grove Innovations Lugged Road Bike
HJ lugs, crown. Eyelets, too. Notice no glowing nuclear lizard or neon solar system paint on this one...
The Coronavirus Is Doing Great Things In The Battle Against Michael Knowles, Prager U, And Racist Conservatives/Teabaggers In General
The brave beautiful coronavirus may turn out to be the most effective patriot and warrior against racist conservative Republican teabaggers in American history. Knowles' unhinged thread is such an exploding joy of lunatic conservative idiots, some recognizable rancid assholes and racists and semi=famous teabagging grifter morons, all pushing each other to know the joys of coronavirus infection in the very near term. I join the call for all teabaggers and conservatives to return to socializing and working together in close proximity right fucking now to make America greater again. The coronavirus is here to make sure those vile right-wing fuckfaces get exactly what they deserve. No more GOP. No more Prager U. Most conservatives rotting in the ground feeding worms with their decrepit offal. In the end, the wonderful coronavirus may do more to create a sane, just, and intelligent American society than anyone could have ever dared dream. Coronavirus, thank you for your service.
Don't Vote For Rapey Uncle Joe
Never who? Never Biden! Don't vote for a rapey Dem. Don't vote for anyone who is to the right of fucking Trump! Joe Biden is a throbbing, pustulated tumor on the asshole of American society. Don't vote for Biden under any circumstances!
Trish Regan Very Fucking Sick Of All The Winning!
Too much winning with Trump! Look for Regan to get a White House job emptying Trump's chamber pot any day now. Sad. Thanks, Trump!
Great News From James Dolan!
All hail coronavirus! Shit is getting fucking good now. This pandemic is truly doing the lords' work.
Jeanine Pirro Partying Hard On Fox "News"
Drunken freaky teabagger Jeanine Pirro was knocking 'em back on her Fox "News" live stream or whatever the fuck it was, drunker than a skunk and looking to par-tay. Trump loves his drunks: Giuliani, Kudlow, Pirro. I wonder what weird disgusting shit Pirro and Trump talked about after she finished her "show"?
Even More Great News From London!
Go corona! The coronavirus is our friend in the UK. This is going so much better than any of could have ever hoped. Hooray!
Elon Musk Has Always Been A Fatuous Grifter
Elon Musk fluffers are more pathetic than Obama fluffers. Anyone dumb enough to have bought a Tesla should be sterilized and banished to Peter Thiel's libertarian garbage island. Musk is a fucking idiot, but if we blast him off to Mars on a one-way trip, that would do a bit to make America greater again. The only thing dumber than Elon Musk is the sad group of screaming fucktards who believe Musk is a visionary genius and cannot see is a grotesque and fatuous failson.
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Andrew Cuomo Sucks Huge Moose Cock
He always has, and he always will. Even the fucking Kennedys couldn't stand that greaseball motherfucker. Cuomo manages to be worse than his fucking father; Andrew is Mario but without the brains or charm, such as they were. However, Mario was never as flagrantly stupid or as moronically conservative as his idiot son; Andrew Cuomo has made a career of destroying any and all possible progress in NY on behalf of the worst people on the planet and their obscene wealth. Akash Mehta does a nice job of fisking Cuomo the Lesser in Jacobin. Needless to say, Never Cuomo, either.
Viva La Revolucion
Cuba is so fucking wicked awesome. Cubans know how to handle this shit, and they have balls of steel. These doctors don't want to go into a raging pandemic, but they know it's the right thing to do because nobody else will. The United States can bring terror and murder and slavery, but Cuba can send doctors and nurses and help and hope. That's so fucking great. Viva la revolucion.
Great News From The Horny Old Racist Republicans In The Villages In Florida!
A wonderful development. Wiping out The Villages would certainly earn the coronavirus the thanks of all kind, decent Americans and people around the world.
Anand Giridharadas Is Striving So Fucking Hard To Redefine Fatuous Douchebag For The Post Coronavirus World
Sweet jesus, man, settle down. Giridharadas' empty douchebro head is just gonna keep on inflatin' as the population of simpletons crashes after the plague until he looks like a fucking parade float bouncing around everywhere. That's pretty fucking scary to contemplate.
Great News From Tom Coburn, But We Don't Have The Coronavirus To Thank
Coronavirus was slacking here, and we have to thank prostrate cancer for this death 70 FUCKING YEARS LATE! Come on, gotta kill these evil motherfuckers before they can do any harm. Jeez.
Friday, March 27, 2020
Great News From Boris Johnson!
Hooray! Herd Immunity! Boris Johnson contracting the coronavirus is some of the best news anyone could ever get! A man can only get so erect. I'm sure Gerry Adams cannot possibly be more ecstatic or get more drunk than he is now, either. Good news is catching!
Remembering That Bilmon Was Broke By Trump, But He Was Always Fragile
Bilmon was sure that the DC establishment bureaucracy would never let Trump win. Bilmon was completely wrong if he thought was anything other than a typical Republican, even if he was a bit more vulgar and somewhat more demented than some of those nationally elected Republicans. Bilmon freaked the fuck out and deleted his Twitter and disappeared after election day in 2016, but this was not exactly the first time he got flippy. Like most beloved interwebs icons, Bilmon was probably better in memory than in reality anyway. In reality, Trump is no better and no worse than Bush/Cheney or Reagan or Nixon. Trump is an almost perfect Republican, and not any sort of anomaly. Of course, Barry and Bubba were perfectly acceptable Republicans, too.
Great News From Fundie Asswipe Landon Spradlin!
My corona! This is wonderful news from the fundie moron community and the state of Virginia. Coronavirus clearly loves freedom and is a great beautiful patriot. Praise be!
Dave's World Of Surreal Live Stream
Dave Reaume seems like a legit good guy. This livestream was surreal, especially at the beginning.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Maza Max Welded
Looks like a welded Max frame with the traditional dollar-store-Somec purple-pink-yellow-white neon puke paint job. Lugs with a nice fork crown woulda been so frikkin' wicked on these. Seems to be a C-Record kit with Deltas. Tubulars, maybe, as well.
Masi? No. What's Masi? Never heard of 'em.
Masi? No. What's Masi? Never heard of 'em.
Great News From Mississippi!
Our beautiful patriotic friend the coronavirus is going to be able to make America greater again in Mississippi thanks to the very stupid and very gross-looking Tate Reeves. Republicans in Mississippi deserve the coronavirus more than most, I'd say, so thank you Governor! Let's make America truly greater again.
Rivendell Frames In 2020: I Understand Nothing On This Page
What the actual f? I know 1994 is a long time ago, but what the hell happened in that quarter of a century? The original Riv frames, especially the Road and Atlantis, were so wicked neat, but these are just atrocious. I don't understand a freaking thing on that page. There's nothing there I'd buy in a million years. The Atlantis is now an abortion, and there isn't even a nice 650B road frame after Grant Petersen worked hard to make that whole thing popular again. Jeez. But a Chris Kvale from 1999 is pretty similar to a Chris Kvale frame 20+ years later, and both are great. Rivendell is not for me anymore, I guess.
Everyone Needs The FBI App On Their Phone
Female Body Inspector. The benefit for the pervs at the Bureau is that with the app on all the phones in America, the actual agents will have way more time to try on lingerie and other lacy underthings in tribute to their freaky fascist idol J. Edgar Hoover. Sweet!
Heartwarmingly Nasty Drive-By Fisking Of Ben Domenech-McCain And The Federalist
Conservative-type fella Matthew Sheffield unloads on Ben Domenech-McCain in nifty drive-by fisking. Even conservatives or apparently former conservatives like Sheffield don't like that lying sack of rock-ribbed racist shit and his wretched little website. This is exactly the sort of funfetti making America greater again. Let this fisking be an inspiration to the coronavirus to do the lords' work as well.
Matt Gaetz Is A Miserable Stupid Racist Bastard
Cock meet sucker. It's time for coronavirus' jihad against racist conservatives to begin the slaughter. Come on, corona v, we are counting on you.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Great News From London!
Limey Charles has the coronavirus! This is wonderful news. I hope Gerry Adams is having a very great day today. I know I am! Coronavirus is what a true friend looks like.
Never Biden: Creepy Uncle Joe Is Really Rapey Uncle Joe
Biden is so more much more than just a senile old racist conservative asshole. Pretty soon the vote for Trump shit is going to be a defensible moral position for lots of folks. And Trump is wholly vile and disgusting in every possible way. Jesus. Never Biden.
Tara Reade deserves all the support for coming forward and continuing to tell her story.
Tara Reade deserves all the support for coming forward and continuing to tell her story.
Without His Trust Fund, Matty Yglesias Could Not Even Afford To Be A Corn Cob
Jesus. Even the fucking simpletons think Matty is tedious as fuck. Thank god for generational wealth. Without his trust fund, Yglesias would be squatting in your driveway eating worms out of an oily puddle.
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Blurry Maza Tri-Color--JESUS CHRIST ARE THOSE ONZA PEDALS?
This bike is set up like ass. Deltas, tho--looks like the Croce d'Aune version. C-Record crank, too. Maybe a Record/Croce build. Lugs, proper dropouts, decent crown, and ample chrome. Eye-talian paint job. Plastic cages are tacky af. Deadly stem. Shit photo. No, that is not a Masi bike. Why do you ask?
Update: Wait! Are those Onza mountain bike pedals? The ones with the elastomer springs!?? Fucked up.
Update: Wait! Are those Onza mountain bike pedals? The ones with the elastomer springs!?? Fucked up.
Never Biden: He's A Senile Old Racist Fool
Maybe coronavirus will solve our creepy Uncle Joe problem. If not, vote for someone, anyone, else in November. Never Biden.
Bill Scher Makes A Compelling Case That He Is The Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet
What sort of demented neoliberal bootlicker would you have to be to write something as inane as this shit from Bill Scher. This asswipe Scher guzzles the piss of both Joe Biden AND Andrew Cuomo in order to attempt to disparage Bernie Sanders and winds up sounding like a deranged hobo mumbling about commie goblins taking his bodily fluids while he's hiding under a dumpster. Scher is perhaps the most perfect exemplar of the careerist entry-level establishment pissboy that we will ever find on Earth. It is kinda glorious in its sheer beta-boy cuck energy. But it's also a pure form of neolib racist arch-conservative evil. Needless to say, Sanders is closer to understanding how to deal with the systematic failures of the entire establishment in health care and everything else than sniveling pissboy like Bill Scher will ever be. Pray for the coronavirus to work its special magic, boychik.
Great News From Liberty University!
Coronavirus ridding us of everyone associated with Liberty University would be the greatest news we could ever hope to get! A great start. If our beloved friend the coronavirus can kill off conservative christians and Republicans and Mormons and other assholes, well, that would be fucking loverly. Thank you, friend coronavirus.
What will become of Falwell's poolboy?
What will become of Falwell's poolboy?
Monday, March 23, 2020
2020 Transition Scout Carbon (Wicked Awesome)
Damn, that is dialed. I am not a fan of plastic bikes, but this Transition Scout is the best-looking plastic full-suspension mountain bike ever. It makes the current Transition Patrol and Kona Process bikes look like shit. That straight line from the head tube to the rear axle is wicked sweet and what made the previous generation of Rocky Mountain Slayers look so good. (Those bikes had shit geometry, but looked great. The 2020 Slayer has better geo, but it looks like a pile of greasy shit.)
The 2020 Transition Scout is the real deal. Super expensive, but decent spec, and at least it's not a fucking 29er. I'm somewhat dismayed that Transition continues picking some ugly fucking colors; the blue is fine, but that other one sucks major ass. I'd also be a bit happier with the 150 rear/160 fork set-up out of the box, but that's a quibble. If Transition comes out with a 2021 Patrol that follows the design aesthetic of the Scout, well, fuck yeah that would be beyond awesome.
The 2020 Transition Scout is the real deal. Super expensive, but decent spec, and at least it's not a fucking 29er. I'm somewhat dismayed that Transition continues picking some ugly fucking colors; the blue is fine, but that other one sucks major ass. I'd also be a bit happier with the 150 rear/160 fork set-up out of the box, but that's a quibble. If Transition comes out with a 2021 Patrol that follows the design aesthetic of the Scout, well, fuck yeah that would be beyond awesome.
Liz The Snake Warren Is A Rancid See You Next Tuesday
Primary that snake bitch! Warren is one of the most dishonest and corrupt politicians in Washington, a city where Donald Trump is nominally in charge. She is the literal worst. Let's hope that progressive can run her out of town on a fucking rail sooner rather than later.
Neolib Dems Are Worse Than Republicans
None of the hard-right Dems are capable of handiling a crisis or governing during the best of times. This is a great reason to vote all those cocksuckers out, Pelosi, especially. Flush the shit right out of the House.
Pray For A Culling Of The Twits
The coronavirus truly could be doing the lords' work if it removes the rich, over-privileged white guys from the planet. Please, jesus, let's get this fucker done. These vile dicks deserve it every bit as much as Republicans.
Great News From The Klobmonster!
Thoughts and prayers that the coronavirus speeds through the Senate! And the GOP. Coronavirus might just be the hero America needs right now!
Blue Maza MS
Repaint/resto from Australia, apparently. Def not a Masi. Did you think Masi? That's odd. Who could have known. Disorienting to see a Maza without a dime-store version of Somec neon puke paint. Columbus Multi-Shape tubing is very cool. The blue with purple paint job is pretty good, too. If this frame didn't come from Branford Bike, where did it come from...
Joe Biden Is A Dead Man Walking, So Don't Vote For Creepy Uncle Joe
Never Biden. Don't vote for that senile racist zombie motherfucker in November. No fucking way.
Sunday, March 22, 2020
Daneland Seems To Have The Right Idea, But The US, Not So Much
Fucking Daneland motherfuckers with their stale cookies in that fucking tin! How can a country whose entire economy is made up of exporting metal tins full of disgusting hard cookies and possibly some kind of pastries and probably something to do with fish be better at this shit than the land of FREEDUMB?? I have no fucking idea, but we should all be very pissed at these bastards. America exports weapons and death and exploitation and murder around the world hourly, so it's time we take some of that shit to the Danes of Daneland.
Never Biden: Your Life Depends On It
Donna Edwards is sucking pretty hard, too, these days. Biden may already be dead from the coronavirus, but that hasn't stopped his campaing. Never Biden 2020!
Great News About Harvey Weinstein!
Coronavirus might be the only thing making America greater again! Admittedly, COVID-19 has lots of work to do, but if we are very lucky AND pray to jesus fucking christ every mother fucking night, the virus will make al our dreams come true.
Cuba Is Better Than The United States
Fucking huge balls on those Cuban health care workers. These doctors and whoever else went with them are fucking heroes, and I hope they will get every bit of recognition they deserve. Viva la revolucion! Meanwhile, the US sucks giant greasy fucking donkey balls. Cuba is a better country in every way than the United States except in wealth. That's where we are ahead. We're fucked.
Great News From Rand Paul!
The first good news ever from Rand Paul! Coronavirus could really do the lords' work in the fucking Senate. We would all love jesus so fucking much! Praise b.
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Never Who? Never Biden!
That's who. If you vote in November, don't vote for Joe Biden. That is the most important thing you can (not) do.
Friday, March 20, 2020
Offered Without Comment On Twits
I lied. Twits are unarmed combatants in any battle of wits. All the wealth and privilege a thousand years of theft and murder and exploitation can provide, and that is the best they can manage for our helpless and hopeless upper-class white people: the Serotta Forum. Sweet jesus.
(They're also completely fucking useless trying to understand their self-selected rich-guy hobby.)
(They're also completely fucking useless trying to understand their self-selected rich-guy hobby.)
Richard Burr Has Been A Very Bad Boy, Kelly Loeffler, Too
Long past time to get our Freedom Guillotines working around the clock. Burr should not only resign and be indicted, he should be arrested, too, for the fun of it. Burr knew what was coming but chose to stay silent AND profiteer from his forewarning. Not good. Kelly Loeffler is also as corrupt as fuck, so she should be arrested right away as well. If Trump had any sense at all, he would see that these two fucking traitors would make excellent distractions from Trump's titanic incompetence on the pandemic. Trump should be leading the charge to have these two dragged from their homes and stripped and chastised in the streets for the amusement of the people. And for justice, too, of course. It sucks Trump is such a hopeless imbecile. We need some honest, righteous mob funfetti about now.
Apparently There Wasn't Any Snow On The East Coast This Winter--Who Knew?
That's odd. Good thing snow is not important or anything. What good does snow do, anyway? Yeah. So, if there isn't any snow one year, it's an anomaly. But what if there isn't any snow every other year, then two of every three winters, then nine of every ten are snowless? What happens then? Thank christ for the coronavirus.
Today's Reminder: Don't Vote For Biden
Vote Socialist, vote Green, vote for anyone but Biden. Biden has to lose so fucking badly this November in order to have any hope for progress. Never Biden. Ever. (Unless Sanders or Nina Turner is the VP candidate.)
Everything Is Bout To Be Totally Fucked, Unless The Government Acts Soon To Get Money To Absolutely Everybody
Trump and Pelosi and Schumer and Biden are not up to this task. Conservatives are hopelessly stupid and useless, while the Dems are vile neolibs, and far more dangerously conservative than teabagging idiots in and out of the GOP. Business need to stop laying people off and cutting hours--this should have been immediate, before any injections of cash into the financial markets or any business bailouts. Top priority should have been, and must be, maintain incomes and HEALTH INSURANCE! The government can pay the business who are paying their workers. After 1 May, they can transition to a high-percentage, universal unemployment program for people not working at their jobs due to the pandemic. Suspension of utility and other bills should be mandatory as well. Mortgages and rents and insurance payments either suspended or cut by 90% for the duration with no penalties or interest charged. All of this shit is possible, but unless it happens very quickly, everyone is going to be wicked fucked. None of this means testing bullshit or tax rebates or anything. Get the cash into EVERYONE'S hands and keep it coming until employment and spending return to sustainable levels.
But if they wait at all, it will be too late.
Is Trump up to this? What about fucktards like Lindsey Graham and Ron Johnson? Means-testing neolib cocksuckers Pelosi and Schumer?
Fucked.
But if they wait at all, it will be too late.
Is Trump up to this? What about fucktards like Lindsey Graham and Ron Johnson? Means-testing neolib cocksuckers Pelosi and Schumer?
Fucked.
Teabagging Fuckface Tyler Cowen Whistles Past His Own Open Grave
The 2020 pandemic has killed off the progressive left? Really, Tyler? That seems quite unbelievable, but since Cowen believes the progressive left is run by rich coastal elites, well, poor Tyler is a fucking idiot. The pandemic will indeed have many victims, but I think the center-left as defined by Bernie Sanders and folks like him--not at all hard right-wing Republicans like The Snake and her Liz Lasses--will be the dominant force in American politics for generations. Universal healthcare, a robust government at all levels, income redistribution, jobs programs, massive infrastructure investment, all of it will become normal and expected in public life forever. That is not how the progressive left dies. Cowen is a retard. We will see who is right about this, but since Tyler Cowen went to risible teabagging college George Mason University, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
Thursday, March 19, 2020
Yeah, Fuck Liz The Snake Warren
She really is the president of shitty ideas. Fuck The Snake and fuck all those Liz Lass motherfuckers, too. The Snake ran a campaign to stop Sanders; Will Bunch is an asshole.
Trump Is At Risk Of Getting Some Really Excellent Political Advice From Someone
Not sure what this crazy shit is about, but if Trump continues to get AND follow this sort of political advice, he will go down in history as an American hero. Obama never had the brains or the balls to take any decisive action shit like this, that's for sure. Now today the negotiations on direct payments to people and payroll support appear to be languishing between the stupidity of the GOP and the grotesque conservative evil of the Dems, but if Trump can be lead to act boldly and demand payments to everyone and much of the highly beneficial and necessary shit Sanders is proposing--AND force it past cocksuckers like Lindsey Graham and Ron Johnson on the right and evil conservative monsters like Pelosi and Schumer in the Dems--not only will he win 57 states in November, but he will also be ranked with FDR as a fucking American hero.
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Miserable Neolib Cockbag Kevin Drum's Brain Is Broke
This is insane. Nobody can be this stupid, but Kevin Drum is a fatuous conservative shithead, so, clearly, some neolib assholes are this dumb. Mother Jones should be chopped up and buried next to Mary Jones. Mary Jones makes more sense than that dumb fucking website, and she's been dead for 90 fucking years. People are losing jobs and hours like fucking crazy as everyone begins a slow-motion screaming panic all across the fucking country. Sending everyone money makes more sense than not sending everyone money, and, sure, that money will be spent, but it's more likely to spent on simply surviving and covering some important bills due in the short term than it is on splurging on truck nutz and Hamilton tickets. Kevin Drum is certainly a big fan of Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and all the other vile neolib shitbags out there in the Democratic Party. Fuck him. Fuck them all. Pay the people. Trump gets it, and he's a fucking dotard. Jesus.
Grotesque Racist Right-Wing Shitbag Democrat Dan Lipinski Fucking Lost Last Night To Marie Newman!
Absafuckinglutely wonderful. Lipinski was probably the worst Dem in the House, worse than Pelosi even, maybe, so to see him lose in such humiliating fashion is certainly the best news you will get till the coronavirus deaths in the federal government starting rolling in. Marie Newman fucking did it!
Nancy Pelosi Is The Most Dangerously Conservative Politician And The Least Competent Dem Leader In America
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Never Biden: Learn This Lesson
Biden is a fatuous racist conservative stooge AND he is completely fucking senile. Never Biden. That's the lesson. Learn it motherfuckers. Don't vote for Biden in November.
Gross Neolib Incels Are Fucking Nasty AND Dumb AF
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Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Tom Brady Cucks The Patsies Cuz He Can
Tom Brady is older than dirt, but he is a big enough stud to cuck the Patsies and their racist Masshole fans. This is pretty fucking funny shit, so, good job Brady, I guess.
Mike DeWine Did The Right Thing
The GOP are complete assholes, 24/7/365, but Mike DeWine did the right thing in Ohio regarding their primary. The shitbags in Florida, Arizona, and Illinois are pretty typically gutless. All this shit is another yuge fucking reason to not vote for creepy Uncle Joe in November.
Sally Kohn Is A Fucking Moron
Anyone who misses Liz The Snake Warren is way too stupid to live. The Democratic Party establishment is utterly brainless, and the Liz Lasses are vile scum.
Remember To Never Vote For Racist Conservative Joe Biden
Creepy Uncle Joe is a piece of shit. Don't vote for him in November. That's the lesson.
Monday, March 16, 2020
Marshall Marital Law Lil Marco Rubio Is A Fucking Dunce
That greasy little bastard is illiterate in English AND Spanish. What a fucking perfect teabagging fucktard Marco Rubio is. When we institute the strictest form of marshall marital law, Rubio needs to be sent straight to the fucking gulag.
Mitt Romney Cucks That Dumb Neolib Bitch Nancy Pelosi With 1K Bro
Nancy Pelosi sucks so fucking hard. Even Mittens can pwn her. The GOP deserves to win this upcoming in an election in a landslide. This shit is so fucking obvious, but Pelosi, Schumer and the rest of those neolib cocksuckers are so broken that they can't even do what's best for their own careers. Mitt Romney should be the Dem leader in the Senate. Jesus. Fucking assholes.
Learn This Lesson Bernie Sanders Centrists: Don't Vote For Biden Against Trump
Biden is a hard-right, arch-conservative, and if Biden somehow manages to win, any chance for progress will be destroyed for a generation. Bernie Sanders is the boring, anodyne centrist in the race, and none of his ideas would even qualify as left-ish, let alone left wing. Biden needs to lose so fucking badly that it cripples or destroys the Democratic Party and allows the anodyne centrists and center-left folks backing Bernie Sanders to reform the Democrats or start their own party in place of the Dems. Either way, don't vote for creepy Uncle Joe.
Bed-Wetting Conservative Dummies Hate Williams College, The World's Top School
There's nothing conservatives hate more than elite educational institutions. Elite schools always undermine conservative ideas because conservatives ideas are always complete horseshit. The American Council of Trustees and Alumni is an unhinged anti-education, anti-reality conservative group trying to undermine unbiased education throughout the United States. Fuck them. They hate Williams because it is the best, and that scares the shit out of conservatives.
Thank Jesus Fucking Christ That National Review Will Still Deliver Grotesque Screaming Lunatics Like Ramesh Ponnuru In Our Time Of Need
Naked Bill Buckley was no more fucked up than Ramesh Ponnuru. That motherfucker is demented that he'd be too dumb for your average teabagger. NRO is chock full of galaxy brains.
Sunday, March 15, 2020
Did Everyone Not Understand That The Sanders Campaign Was Over After South Carolina And That This CNN Debate Was Never Going To Matter?
Lots of folks were looking forward to this CNN debate, but nobody really thought Sanders would use it to destroy senile Uncle Joe, did they? Sanders refused to run as an independent in 2016, because he was not willing to give up his relationship with the Democratic caucus. This year he immediately promised to support the Dem candidate again. This was not a campaign built to win. Sanders has the reputation of being a decent person and an effective Senator, but he is not the rampaging warrior needed to win. Biden is kicking Bernie's ass here. Sanders should have forced him to listen the nine "Super PACs" supporting the Sanders campaign. If Sanders had gotten up in his grill and forced him to list nine of anything, Biden would stroked out before he got halfway through it. Another moment where Bernie could have become POTUS, and Bernie let it pass. And then Bernie didn't even call Biden a liar over Social Security. What a pussy. He was never going to win. Bernie Sanders might be a good man, but he's not as good a candidate as even Donald Trump. Trump won. Sanders never will.
Virag's Movie Reviews: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
Jesus, this flick makes Clerks 2 seem vital and well-considered. The worst thing about Kevin Smith is that you and everyone else knows you could do just as good a job making movies as that asshole. He had one genius idea when he was 21 years old and went for it. But his flick was only pretty good, and it was all downhill from there. But Smith never let a lack of actual talent stop him. That was his genius idea, so give him credit for that. This flick, tho, is lazier than fuck and not really funny. (I think Brian O'Halloran is pretty good in stuff.) Snoogans.
Nancy Pelosi Is One Of The Worst Dem Leaders In History
She is to the right of many teabaggers and MAGAtards. Pelosi is a grotesque conservative who needs to be removed from public life permanently. Primary or Corona. Either way.
Never Forget: Liz Lasses Are The Scum Of The Earth
Worse than teabaggers and MAGAtards, every bit as disgusting as Hildos and PUMAs. Nothing sucks worse than a neolib Dem. Warren was shit, and her stans are utterly vile. Learn these lessons if you want to live.
Saturday, March 14, 2020
The Fix Is In
Voter suppression. Outright cheating. The Dem establishment is going all in on every fucking arrow in their quiver to make sure the Sanders campaign dies before Joe Biden has a stroke, shits himself on television, and/or starts waxing poetically about racism in his youth. Every hour the campaign goes on is an hour Biden might become unelectable.
Joe Biden Is Coo Coo For Coco Puffs
Don't vote for senile Uncle Joe. Jesus christ, might have a stronger grip on reality than Biden at this point. And Trump is fucking deranged.
Glenn Greenwald Is A Mean Old Man
Meany. Soon enough one of those kids might be the president of Brazil. That's a def upgrade from Jair Bolsahnorro.
Friday, March 13, 2020
OK, So Before Ritchie Blackmore Dies Of Coronavirus, What The Fuck Is Up With Blackmore's Night?
Seriously, what the actual fuck? What is Ritchie Blackmore doing with this insanity? The goofy outfits, the weird faux-medieval music and instruments? Is this a long-form performance art prank? I mean, the man is turning 75 this year and has been doing this Blackmore's Night bit since 1997! That's commitment! Blackmore's Night seems to be a vanity project of Candice Night, but can anyone have that magical of a pussy? Jesus. They perform at Renaissance fairs! An elderly Ritchie Blackmore dresses up in a dumb costume and huge-ass curly wig and plays music at Renaissance fairs!! I have no way to process this fucked-up version of reality, but I want the answer before Boomer Remover makes all this sort of wicked bizarre old-people shit moot.
Chelsea Manning Is Out Of Jail
Excellent news. Chelsea Manning has been one of America's highest-profile political prisoners. She deserved to treated as a hero.
Andrew Gillum Knows How To Party
There is def more to this story. Gillum is a neolib grifter and a really shitty liar, and we all know some freaky shit was going on in that hotel room with the drugs and other shit. Pretty soon Andrew Gillum is gonna wish he was somewhere far, far away. If the full story comes out, Gillum's gonna have to become a Republican.
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Krystal Ball: Cotillion Linebacker?
What the actual frak is she wearing? Jesus, didn't she know she was gonna be on the interweb tee vee? And where are the rest of the Krassensteins?
Pray To Jesus Frakking Christo That The Coronavirus Sends Jair Bolsarnonarro Straight To Hell
Balsonro. Balsarnaronno. Ballsohnahro. Blosonnaro. The Corona Virus could make Brazil much greater again. We can all pray that Corona Virus is the hero we need now in Brazil and everywhere in the world.
I Know Rick Newman Loves To Guzzle The Piss On Yahoo! But Maybe His Timing Could Somehow Be Worse
Newman is a vile conservative pissboy and shit-licker, but if he was not quite as retarded as his clearly is, he might realize that Trump is about to go into full-on MAGAtard panic and wind up mandating a really shitty version of universal healthcare within a few days probably. Shitty. And very costly. So, M4All will be coming sooner than even Bernie Sanders could have thought in the aftermath of Trump's titanic COVID-19 failure. Let's hope Rick Newman spends a shit ton of quality time licking aged conservatives over the next 8-12 weeks. Thanks, Trump!
Gross Conservative Hildos Could Not Possibly Be Any Fucking Dumber Than A Garden-Variety Teabagger, But They Are
The worst, nastiest shitbags on the planet are the Hillary Clinton stans. At least teabaggers nominally have an excuse, but the dumb cunts still licking Hillary's boots are beyond any hope of redemption. We need to flush them into the cesspool with the rest of the conservative excreta.
Looks Like The Root Gots One Less Very Dumb Brother Now
Bye you stupid motherfucker. "Dr." Jason Johnson is no dumber than Michael Harriot and Terrell J. Starr, tho. Time to get those dumb brothers sacked, too.
Nobody With A Brain Is Gonna Vote For Joe Biden In November
This is the one thing anyone can do to make America greater again. If enough people have the stones to follow through on this, well, we might have some reason to hope.
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
General JC Christian Calls Out To Bilmon
Bilmon bugged out after election day 2016. That cat was so sure that the DC establishment would not let Trump happen. Then he flipped out and bugged out. Bilmon was a funny dude, but he should have realized that Trump is just like every other racist GOP guy but in Trump's case with comically small hands, a tiny, misshapen mushroom dick, and syphilis. Beyond those very funny things, nothing extraordinary about him at all.
Krystal Ball Gets, It Atmo: No Vote For Biden
Let's see if she sticks with this till November. This is the most important thing any Bernie Sanders-style centrist can do: no vote for Biden in November. In order to get any progress, to have any hope of progress, Biden must lose by historic margins in November. Conservative Dems at every level must be made to eat shit and lose lose lose. Only then will there be any hope of anything, or anyone, better.
Carol Armen: Crowned Twitter Queen Of The 'Gifted' Kindergarten By Dunning AND Kruger
She seems nice. And very smart. Just ask her. She'll tell ya'. "Gifted." Jesus, that makes Al Bundy sound like a winner. Carol Armen is a fucking fatuous nimrod with a political acumen and writing ability slightly below what you would have found on Fucked Company and other Red Boards during the Bush Administration. Fun stuff. She's a lawyer, too, bless her heart. "Brilliant" son. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. The internet was a grave error.
Yes, 'Slap Shot' Then Now Always And Forever
One of the best films in the history of cinema. Endlessly entertaining. Brilliantly wrought. Oodles of fun. (Blazing Saddles is too.) Yep, Slap Shot is a great flick.
Look For David Pak-Man To Be Working With Marcos Moulitsas Soon, Shining Those Boots And Holding That Bucket
With a smile on his face. This idiocy goes beyond willfully obtuse. Pak-man is def a neolib hack in training. The not-at-all secret for two generations has been that a boring centrist agenda like Bernie Sanders is leading is the most popular agenda in politics. Conservatism is only popular with the most grotesque racists and evil oligarchs. The resistance to universal health care and everything else comes from a very small group of plutocrats who also own the media and Markos Moulitsas and wanna-be pissboy and boot-licker David Pak-Man.
The Internet Was A Colossal Mistake, But Now We Know That West Virginia Was As Well
There are no winners here. Even science is diminished by the very existence of West Virginia in 2020. Plus, it's not a radio telescope by itself. The NSA runs Sugar Grove right in the middle of that quiet zone.
Markos Moulitsas Sucks So Much Ass
Kos is on the losing side, again, but somehow became very rich. Moulitsas has been on the losing team every single time, and anyone who listens to him deserves everything they get. Don't listen to neolib idiots like Kos and never, ever vote for Biden in the general election.
Jesus, Bernie Sanders Just Threw Down At Joe Biden In Anticipation Of Sunday's 'Debate'
Well, that was interesting. Bernie basically just threatened Joe Biden with a protracted primary fight unless Biden can satisfy Bernie at the debate. That was not what I expected. I wonder if Sanders has it in him. He certainly should at this point, but you never know. The entire Sanders campaign knows Biden is likely to drop dead or begin shitting himself in public at any moment. More importantly, the Biden people and conservative Democrats are just now realizing that the Bernie Sanders supporters are not gonna vote for Biden in sufficient numbers, ensuring that Biden loses hilariously bigly to Trump. There's probably nothing Biden can do to stop that. So what are the Biden clowns gonna do about it? Is it possible that Bernie Sanders himself is the only hope Joe Biden has?
Worthwhile Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Fatuous David Foster Wallace
Wallace is another of those intelligence tests, one that the worst sort of people ostentatiously fail. No sense dunking on a rich guy who offed himself like a bitch, but DFW was one of those boneheads who looked like a genius to over-privileged and over-educated white boys.
Very, Very Dumb Brothers
Russian Starr. Jesus, what a fucking clown. The Snake broked the brain of way too many of those very dumb brothers and sisters. These idiots are about to get exactly what they deserve from the wondrously racist Joe Biden campaign. Very Dumb Brothas.
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Don't Forget The Most Important Lesson Of This Primary: Do Not Vote For Joe Biden In The General
No vote for Biden, ever. Vote third party or sit it out, but do not, under any circumstances, vote for Joe Biden. It is the most important goal left that he must lose in November. Nothing else is remaining for you to do that matters at all. Biden must lose, preferably in the most hilariously humiliating fashion, in order to have a more progressive future. That's the lesson you must learn right fucking now.
Medicare For All CT Posts A Video Of The Senator From Aetna Chris Murphy Getting Brutalized In Public
MOAR! Vile Dem shitheads like Chris Murphy are a bigger problem than Mitch McConnell. We all know what a complete asshole and dimwit McConnell is, but the Democrats like Murphy do more harm every fucking day because they are stopping any hope of progress. Chris Murphy is a Joe Biden Democrat.
Wicked Fun Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Execrable Sady Doyle As Told By Nina Illingworth
Sweet. Nothing is more all-American funfetti than shitting on that simpleton Sady Doyle. Doyle is an utter fatuous shitbag, and Nina Illingworth destroys nasty Sady and her ilk with glee. Heh, indeedy.
Hard-Right Racist Reactionary Hildos Are More Toxic Than Teabaggers
Hillary Clinton and her Hildos are pure arch-conservative racist evil. Teabaggers and MAGAtards are harmless dolts compared to the grotesque conservative monstrosity of the Hillary Clinton losers. Hillary lost to a fat orange dotard. Now Biden must lose to him too. That's the lesson.
Monday, March 9, 2020
The Serotta Forum Twits Are Fucking Vacuous
If you had a dog this stupid, you would shoot it. It's like every day for these idiots is their first fucking day on the planet. They know nothing and have nothing rattling around their empty heads. This is the best that all the wealth and privilege in the world can do? Trump/Biden 2020. Jesus. We're fucked.
Some Day, Anand Giridharadas Might Be Cool Enough To Be A Corn Cob...Some Day
Jesus, Anand Giridharadas should probably just sit quietly and diddle his little wiener because he's a fucking simpleton who can only aspire to being as pathetic as a fucking corn cob. Matt Christman finishes him off pretty easily. Pissboys and boot-lickers will always be with us, smiling away like Anand Giridharadas.
'Hunters' Is A Fun Show, Not Great, But Mild Comedy Fun
Hunters is okay. It's not a great show, and it is way too PG for the subject matter, but it has an overenthusiastic-high-school-dinner-theatre-production-of-a-Quentin Tarantino-fanfic-script type of charm working for it. Hunters definitely could have been one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, but no way would it have been as good as Machete or Hobo With A Shotgun. The show is not exactly smart, and the characters are almost as dumb as the impossible ages of most of them for a show set in WWII and 1977. The violence is also way too mild for a show about killing fucking Nazis, but the ten episodes are peppered with enough trolling to drive the actual Nazis in America in 2020 fucking nuts. That's something. Add in some generous scenery chewing and a shitload of maudlin ham-n-cheese that would even choke Paul Giamatti and you get a decent family fun cartoon about killing Nazis. I look forward to sequel set in 2025 called Hunters: Occupation featuring the slaughter of Israeli war criminals by Palestinian hunters.
Liz The Snake Warren Is A Heinous Right-Wing Cunt Just Like Hillary Clinton
If nothing else, learn this fucking lesson: The Snake stayed in the race to help the racist right-wing establishment stop Sanders. Warren is not a progressive, not a center-left ally. She ran a spoiler campaign and is not to be trusted ever again. Learn to recognize your mortal enemies and destroy them utterly and immediately. If you don't stop vile cunts like Warren and Hillary Clinton and their minions, they will kill you, and your hope for progress will be lost for another generation. Just like this year. Learn the fucking lesson. That's all you have left now.
Bernie Sanders Is A Boring, Anodyne Centrist Politician, While Joe Biden Is A Far-Right Reactionary Racist
Chris Hedges gets it, atmo. But by now we know that Biden will in fact be the nominee because the Democratic Party panicked after Nevada and chose Biden. Sanders is no radical. In fact, he's probably not radical enough to break through. Sanders' fealty to the Democratic Party in 2016 destroyed his chances for 2020. The Democratic Party is a hard-right party that would do anything to stop anyone from the center or from the left. The Democratic Party will fight to the death to stop universal health care, every other centrist policy, and any and all social progress. Sanders was never going to win as a Democrat. Learn these lessons.
Of Course The Bernie Bro Smear Was Always Horseshit, And Sanders Was A Yuge Fool For Giving An Inch On It
The Sanders campaign and the candidate himself should have pushed back against this shit immediately and never given any fucking credence to it. Called out all the liars as liars. This was a classic bad-faith attack, and Sanders fell for it. One of the many reasons he lost.
Now That Michael Brooks Is Moving Off The Majority Report, The Show Is Not Nearly As Good
I assume Brooks is going to take Matt Lech with him when the Michael Brooks Show completely severs from Seder's show. That's bad for Seder. He's much better when he has a strong, coequal co-host to work with on the show. Jamie Peck is not that person; Seder can't stand her and belittles her constantly. Maybe Old Matt Binder needs a steady gig.
Quik N Dirty Drive-By Fisking Of Welfare Academia's Erik Loomis
Erik Loomis and all the other neolib establishment Dems gave us Trump. And they'll happily gather round Biden knowing it means more Trump. Anything to retard progress. Welfare Academia and Obama fluffers hate anodyne centrists like Bernie Sanders more than they hate inane reactionary racists like Trump.
Michael Harriot Might Be The Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet, Today
Very dumb brothers are as gross as teabaggers. It's nice that a Tom like Harriot is a centrist black dude, which really means he is a hard-right reactionary who aligns his politics with the most virulent racists in the Republican and Democrat parties. Nice. That's some galaxy brain shit. And the horrible old arch-conservative black folks in South Carolina are every bit as dumb as Harriot and every fucking Republican voter. And plenty of those reactionary black folks in South Carolina probably could have benefited from a more equitable government in Washington, but they had to follow Jim Clyburn, one of the most corrupt pols in Congress, like stupid lambs to the inevitable slaughter. Brilliant. Toms gonna Tom.
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Joe Biden Isn't St-St-Stuh-Stuttering
He's senile. And everyone knows it. That's not what st-stuttering is. Biden was much better on the stump even four years ago, but today his brain is moldy Swiss cheese. He can't win any election that isn't rigged in his favor, so once the primary is over, so is Biden. The racist conservative political and media establishment, like this cunt Nancy LeTourneau in Washington Monthly and the sex pest Ryan Lizza, all know it. They also know there is no disinformation campaign about creepy Uncle Joe's brain worms, and they don't care. To a man all those neolib shitbags are fine with Trump shredding Biden in November and winning 57 states as long as Sanders doesn't win. That's the lesson.
Jesse Jackson Would Have Been A Better President Than Obama Or Anyone Else
If you were old enough to vote in 1988 and did not vote for Jesse Jackson, you are the fucking problem, not the teabaggers. Ryan Grim might be too taken with The Snake, but he's right about Jackson. The story of Jackson and Sanders is a warning that the United States in 2020 is indeed our fucking fault. We had the chance to do better and instead had Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump, all vile right-wing monsters. We did that.
Saturday, March 7, 2020
At Least That Vile Bastard Tebow Still Delivers Good News
Heh. I wish jesus was real so he could shit on Tebow, too.
So, The Liz Lasses Who Destroyed The Snake's Campaign Were Toxic Morons, Too
Who fucking knew? I'm shocked. Well, not that shocked. The scum floating around The Snake were as vile and reactionary as The Snake herself, along with every bit as incompetent. None of this should come as any sort of surprise to anyone. Destroying Warren's political career and defeating Biden in the general election should be the two things that make America greater again.
Jesus Christ, Sam Seder Is Killing His Brand With This Stupidity About The Snake Endorsing Sanders
Even Pak-Man sees the reality of what a gross neolib Liz The Snake Warren is. Seder should be listening more to the people he has working for him and less to the shitbags who work for Chris Hayes. Michael Tracey gets it for christ's sake. Why can't Seder?
Friday, March 6, 2020
Ryan Grim Is An Especially Obtuse Warren Stan
Clearly he was dropped on his head repeatedly as a child. Or something. Jesus. Why can't people learn this fucking very simple lesson? Liz The Snake Warren and the people like her are more dangerous enemies than Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell and every teabagger gargling the Nazis' racist balls. Warren is a grotesque liar and risible conservative stooge. She killed the Sanders campaign. She stopped potential progress in this country for another generation. She's not your friend and not your ally. If you want any progress ever, you need to end her political career over this atrocity. Get to work.
The Snake's Campaign Was Built To Lose By Losers Including The Snake Herself
Sick of so much motherfucking winning. Liz Warren seemed good until you looked at her, and then she turned into a gelatinous mass of rancid lizard shit. Even worse than The Snaker herself were the shitbag neolibs and racist Hildos she had working for her. They fucking couldn't even beat Joe Biden. Sad.
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Isra Hirsi Treats Former Candidate Liz Warren With Exactly As Much Respect As She Deserves Today
Heh. Or maybe not. The Snake is dead.
Will Menaker Learned The Warren Lesson
The Snake was in it to make sure Bernie Sanders lost. (Yes, the Chapo crew understood this from the start, but.) And she did that, so now she is out. The Snake didn't do this for Biden; she did it for Obama and the people who made Obama a very rich man. Warren is a hard-right conservative who follows orders, just like Obama.
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
Another Important Lesson For The Sanders Supporters: Liz Warren, People Like Her, And Their Supporters Are More Dangerous Enemies Than Republicans
The Snake and her class and her avid supporters are more dangerously insane and evil than any MAGAtard teabaggers could ever hope to be. Never trust them. They are enemies of progress. Warren is a congenital liar and rock-ribbed Republican to this day. The people who followed her are the most grotesque over-privileged white monsters in history. They must be eradicated before any progress can be made. Never vote for them, and never trust them. Fight them to the death or you will fail again. They will stand in the way of health care and prosperity and peace unless you destroy them. The Snake has done everything she could in this race to ensure that Sanders would be defeated on Super Tuesday, and she was successful. Don't believe her lies ever again, and don't believe the lies of the inherently conservative racist Democratic Party establishment. They would rather lose than have you win. Learn this lesson if you want to live.
Important Lesson For Sanders Supporters: Dems Are Your Enemy So Don't Vote For Biden In The General
Don't for any Dems unless they EXPLICITLY support the things you do. If they cave on their support once in office, never vote for that person again. This is not hard. Do not consent to a government that does not support your wants and needs by voting for the lesser evil Dem. Don't vote for any conservative, whether they are Dem or GOP. Ralph Nader tried to teach America this lesson 20 years ago. Learn it now if you want to live.
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