The rubes are itching for Biden to sodomize that weasel Ryan tonight, but so far it looks like a better performance than Obama gave against Mittens, and really, that is about the best you can do. Obama's performance sucked, while Mittens gave it the full-on, scenery-chewing mania of a community-theater wannabe channeling Paul Giamatti. Of course, Mittens lied and dissembled and every other fucking thing that invalidated the last five years of his life, but he came across better than the bored and boring Obama, so he was the winner. It looks like Biden is reversing the roles without any possibility of a real debate breaking out. Frankly Mr. Shankly, that's probably ideal for the Democrat team.
Update: Ryan was always a dope--if he's the smart Republican, then various retarded monkeys would be Republican Einsteins--but it really is amazing to see that the 'debate' feels like he's not even in the room tonight. I get that he's a real fucking lightweight, but you gotta be a freeking absolute zero to make Joe Biden look like Demosthenes.
Updater: Much like the choice of vile cretin Joe Lieberman cost Gore the election, it is pretty apparent that Mittens' disastrous choice of dim bulb Paul Ryan may have destroyed his chances this year.
Updaterer: Paul Ryan: perhaps the only thing in the world that ever made Joe 'The Senator from Citibank' Biden sound smart.
Updatererer: Fox News is not happy right now! Epic cocksucker Brit Hume called Biden cranky and leather-faced harpy Greta van Susteren said Biden wasn't nice. Ruh-roh, they are in full-on Tweetyesque Meltdown mode. Biden was a meanie and America is not going to like that, they say. Fucking precious.
Updaterererer: Sarah Palin. Jesus frakking christ she's a fucking moron.
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