Chris Christie Eats Sandy's Shit

And that Moby Dick sized fucker can eat!  In the wake of the storm, he waddled at his top speed from Republican keynote attack-whale to Barack Obama's biggest booster when he realized that the man with purse was that President guy.  Tubbo the Clown knows one thing: if he wants to be reelected next year, he needs all the socialist federal welfare money he can get his greasy sausage fingers on for the relief and reconstruction.  Republican Rugged Individualists don't live too long after a fucking 4 meter storm surge erases your state.  Everybody for a thousand miles up and down the coast is a strapping young buck on teh welfare now.  Welcome to socialism you stupid soggy bastards.