Douchey Paul's Diner Is Open 24 Hours

Those fine conservatives, lovers of Jesus, holier than you fuckers, better, cleaner, whiter, more articulate, are really a bunch of petty cocksuckers.  America is the wealthiest nation in the history of the universe.  Poverty could have been eradicated two generations ago, yet the poorest of our brothers and sisters still rely on hardworking decent people to run soup kitchens, food pantries, and homeless shelters.  After maxi-douche Paul Ryan decides to violate one of these soup kitchens and gets nailed for it, the cocksuckers go fucking crazy, not caring who they hurt.  They are evil and stupid.  Fuck them.