Sunday, November 4, 2012

One Year Ago Today

the stink of fear and a falafel wedged up the bum

watching o'reilly dissemble, sputter and sweat on his show tonight while geraldo rivera kicked him in the balls over and over regarding the occupy movement is pure, corn-fed american entertainment.  seriously, geraldo has to be the most intelligent and sanest fox news personality!  what does that tell you, because geraldo is a fucking lunatic!!  i'm pretty sure that dim-bulb bill is not gonna have geraldo on his show anymore unless he's really so stupid that he can't see how badly geraldo is smacking him around.  still, o'reilly was positively reeking tonight of the powerful fear that not even a vibrating falafel up your ass can sooth.  the occupy movement has him spooked, and he's all too happy to hide behind roger ailes's ginormous ass and parrot any lies he's ordered to.  for a bonus, he came back on after the break and tries to beat up on the non-ann-coulter-approved blacks again, cuz o'reilly may love greasy sex toys violating his various orifices but he hates him those black african americans. 

custom carbon is hard to do

custom and small-production carbon bike frames are hard to do well.  this does absolutely nothing for me.  i'm sure it's very nice, but it looks cheap, unfinished and ill-considered construction-wise.  why would anyone pick it instead of appleman, calfee, crumpton or strong?  in general, the luggy carbon frames just look wrong to me; calfee has the history and cred at least, and after all these years the weird look wears you down, so they get a pass kinda'.  parlee keeps it simple and has minimized the luggy look over the years, though the prices for the american-made frames became obscene a while ago.  the sort of integrated-handwrap, smoother look is what says quality to me.  (going fucking crazy will all the carbon bits like appleman does is pretty  neat, too.)  if you try to make your carbon frame look like a lugged steel frame you look like a lesser version of that specialized allez epic carbon frame from 20 years ago.  (and yes i know about those vitus carbone frames.)  i'd ride one of those allez epics before a meivici. maybe not for long after all these years, but i wouldn't feel like a fucktard at least.

socialist whore loving america haters

elizabeth warren is the most astounding political surprise in a whore's-age.  she could very easily become the most important elected official in the country in two generations.  unlike obama's historic election and subsequent banal failure, warren's rather remarkable campaign and subsequent public service could change the face of american politics.  she has the opportunity to be the first of many intelligent, progressive voices that actually have the guts to engage the dark side of koch-suckers and zombie teabaggers and lead america out of these worst of times. 

santorum is caused by the devil

we, as a species, are a bunch of backward-ass dipshits.  between the child-fucking and the child-stealing, how exactly does anybody with more than 2 brain cells to rub together listen to anything these evil pricks have to say?

who is sarah corina?

she's easily the most enigmatic mekon.  her wikipedia page is nothing.  she's on linkedin, too--being a mekon is not exactly lucrative,  as the abundance of day-jobs and other gigs will attest.  i remember an article after she first joined the band way back in the pre-interwebs days stating that she was tom greenhalgh's girlfriend, and there is that bit o' banter on one of their records asking how 'a dainty young filly like sarah got on this fucking death-ride to nowhere?', but all of that musta gone by the wayside pretty quickly given the current state of the band's lineup, and it is now pretty much forgotten.  still she's been in the band for 20 fucking years.  when lu and steve and rico and susie all split, she hung on.  perhaps she's painfully shy.  i did read that she took part in the slideshow in chicago this year; that must've been interesting to say the least, and a chance to hear her voice!  she never sings, and pretty much every mekon sings.  is she perhaps secretly rico bell's daughter?  that would be weird.  she is often almost invisible on stage, behind the singers but always heard with her prominent playing.  she's tiny in person; i walked right past her outside the bell house this year, but she looked so cool and little that i didn't have the heart to play creeper fanboy.  as i said before, seeing them rocking out this year, sarah and steve were an unstoppable force; i can't imagine the mekons without sarah corina on bass.  

hilda solis on the sharpton show

good for him.  she was talking up the stimulus effect of unemployment insurance and other fun stuff.  it's great to see her get some air time instead of all of the obama administration duds that stink up our tee vee's.  hilda solis is like the sarah corina of the obama whitehouse.

al sharpton is for sure the best host on msnbc now.  i wonder if olbermann will be able to poach him down the road.

what is the atmo salon?

i am so not cool.

never, ever go to home depot

watching that absolute ignoramus bernie marcus spew bullshit on fox news channel about the economy, the stimulus, regulations is both infuriating and sad.  clearly the guy's in end-stage, full-on, reagan-houseplant alzheimer's disease.  he does not know a single fact or have even the smallest fleck of understanding about any of it.  we have more regulation now than in the 70's, 80's and 90's?  really?  no, you fucking moron.  we don't.  you created  jobs?  thanks for the minimum wage jobs, asshole.  no really, go suck monkey balls.  you are the wal-mart of ugly home supply super stores.  and like our inbred sister-fuckers from bentonville, you did a fantastic job destroying small business--job creators!!  the heart of america!!--where you could actually find and buy the stuff you need without walking through enough low-grade lumber to build all the sets for atlas shrugged 2.

if you need something for your weekend project and you have to visit a horrible super-store, for the love of christ, go to lowe's.  you'll find it right across the street from the home depot probably.  or somewhere nearby.  sure, it's almost as bad as home depot, but at least the lowe's people aren't on fox news smearing shit over themselves and frantically masturbating while spouting american enterprise institute talking points.  and go out and fucking unionize home depot!  sure, wal-mart first, but then get the fucker bernie where it hurts and make his stupid company pay a living wage, motherfrakkers!

occupy a blanket on wall street in the cold

the lovely and talented lee papa, aka rudepundit, has a wonderful idea about giving blankets and supplies to occupiers around the country.  this is a cool deal, and also could actually help raise awareness about chronic homelessness in some of our frostier cities and towns.  no one is saying donate a blanket or coat or fifth of jack to a scuzzy, america-hating hippie instead of the local food pantries and shelters, but maybe just maybe seeing those brave culture warriors out there in new york and boston and chicago will remind some of us dipshits about the other people out there in the cold and encourage some of us to donate blankets or coats or kid's clothes to local homeless outreach groups as well.  yay.

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