Frak You, Motherfrakker!

Toxic natural gas extraction is toxic.  Cuz science.  As much as the Koch-sucking liars--and lying cocksuckers--obfuscate for pay, they can't undo chemistry no matter how much time they spend on their knees.  At some point, we will have to understand that there's no free energy out there, and if we continue to use up all we can find as fast as we can, the extraction will get more dangerous and more expensive and more toxic as time goes on.  When the easiest oil and gas is gone, we do stupid shit like frakking to get it out.  Unfortunately, we missed our chance to change our consumption patterns and create a saner and safer world.  Oh, well, frak 'em if they can't take a joke.  Or if they die of cancer.