The Unfortunately Named Truax Book

Instead of being a kick-ass mountain bike, back in 1994, Truax was quite possibly the world's worst children's book, a pathetic, Koch-sucking attempted refutation of The Lorax, sponsored by the cut-rate wood floor industry.  For realz.  The unfortunate "writer" of Truax, Terri Birkett, is very likely the equal of Rodney Cock Johnson, the world's worst author.