The Real Question About Senator Slurpy

The problem is not that he is getting eviscerated for his hilarious and hilariously awful performance.  No, the real problem is how the fuck did a sitting Senator giving a nationally televised speech not have every possible contingency covered, and how could said Senator not be so fucking rehearsed that even a nuclear attack would never have distracted him?  Rubio is an ass-clown, and this damn well should be the end of his political career.  Not for the creepy slurpy performance, but for the entire astoundingly amateurish fuck-up on national goddamned television.