Not Breaking News: Chris Christie Is A Titanic Asshole

NJ Governor and near-planetary body Chris Christie being a thin-skinned bully and all-around blowhard is not exactly hot off the presses.  He'll be electoral poison on a national stage; even Mittens understood as much.  The best thing that could happen for any Dem hopeful would be a Rudy Giuliani-style campaign abortion unleashed by Christie in 2016.  The worst would probably be a Charlie Crist-style conversion.  Chrisie's hypocrisy is not going to help him with teabaggers, so if he stays with the R's, he will hold 'em all back.  Moby's Dick ain't gonna be President, and if not for Obama, he wouldn't be getting a second term, either.