is the newt going to be mittens's dragon? will romney inspire the
nation with gingrich's spleen? since rick perry didn't amount to much
of a nemesis, could that miserable fucker gingrich finally be the way
that romney proves he's a better man than al gore?
if mitt is able to disembowel gingrich in front of the entire
repbulican primary audience, then he could be cementing his victory. if
for some reason newt is too tough to handle, well, then romney's no
better than al gore.
al sharpton is quickly becoming a modern-day paul krugman. much as
krugman started out as a neoliberal technocrat but grew into a
well-informed crusader for sanity, sharpton has now outgrown his humble
tee vee personality beginnings and is quickly becoming one of the most
useful commentators on cable news. sharpton is shameless obama fluffer,
but he defends his views and shows more courage of conviction than a
thousand tweeties or larry o'donnels. he cock-punched gingrich over and
over during the dinner hour tonight; president obama would be
well-served with a tenth of sharpton's clarity and personality.
sharpton has also been constantly talking up the ongoing republican
voter suppression campaign. this is good work. it almost makes cable
news worth the effort.
very few native english speakers understand the situation on top of our oil as well as robert fisk.
iran has an especially colorful history of western involvement,
highlighted by the united states destroying iranian democracy in 1953.
we really can't stop ourselves from fucking these dumps up over and
over. if you know the history as well as mr. fisk does, it is hard to
see western powers as innocent victims or champions of freedom, though.
the best thing that could happen for the world would be if santa brought iran a shiny new
nuclear weapon.
countries with nuclear weapons don't get bombed back to the stone age.
north korea is safe and happy in its silly little world, but iraq and
libya are steaming piles of shit because they didn't have the very
fashionable and scary nuclear weapons. if the united states or israel
or one of those other fuckers decides to bomb iran, lots of innocent
people will suffer for no good reason. the first duty of every leader
of every crappy little country--especially one that lives on top of
america's god-given oil--is to get a nuclear weapon so that the united
states and nato will not attack you. for shitty third-world countries,
nuclear weapons are the best life-saving social programs ever devised.
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