Crackhead Rob's Crack-Fueled Kaiju Rampage

Crackhead Rob smoked him some crack!  Well gosh golly.  Who knew?  This sick fucker, a Canuck teabagger if there ever was one, is on a booze- and crack-fueled kaiju rampage all over the Great White North now.  It's a year or so till the next election apparently, and I can't wait to watch what this idiot will do to try and hang on.  If he shows some basic decency and/or shame and just resigns to smoke crack in the private sector, I will be pretty disappointed.