Jonah Goldberg Somehow Lowers His Personal Bar

Even sunk 5000 fathoms deep in a Mariana Trench filled with boiling pig shit, Lucianne's idiot spawn somehow manages to lower his personal bar for bugfuck crazy inanity.  Goldberg's not qualified to write about Futurama repeats let alone politics.  De Blasio scares the shit out of Goldberg's masters, though, and even a dumb puppy like Jonah can tell when daddy is scared of something.