Virag's Movie Reviews: The Conjuring (2013)

The Conjuring is not a terrible movie, competently crafted, but about as deep as a bottle cap and pretty darn dumb.  The Warrens were either dime-store charlatans or addle-headed lunatics, or both; they certainly seem to have been Catholic true-believers, devils, demons, exorcisms and all, so it is really hard to give a fuck about them or their ridiculous stories.  One thing is certain: The Conjuring has been proven by science to be less than 1/6 as entertaining as Sorority House Massacre II.