When Did You Stop Beating Your Wife, Crackhead Rob?

Of course he did. Duh. Blackout drunk, crack-fuelded kaiju rampage and shit. Duh.  Jesus.  His wife must be so very proud of him about now.  Maybe he's got a magic tongue, so she lets him get away with all sort of bad behaviour.  This might get really ugly really quickly.  Ford's a piece of shit, and as much as we love to laugh at this fat sack of shit, he is obviously a nasty piece of work.