Rock Lobster Time Machine

Fun!  Call me a retrogrouch--and I know that bike shop bikes are better today than ever and custom bikes are being made right now by the best builders with the best materials ever--but sweet jeebus I love a classic.  (The perforated Turbo saddle makes me squeal like a fangirl.)  If I can get that hunk o' junk TARDIS running, I'll be there to get a fillet brazed 1990 Lobsta, SP tubing, please, and fork painted to match.  Perfect.