George W Bush, Jews For Jesus And Other Sick Stuff

Apparently this really was a thing: George W. "Retard Boy" Bush spoke to some bugfuck crazy Jews for Jesus group in Texas, where the tickets were unbelievably expensive in order to raise money to pay Jesus to return to Earth and explode the skulls of the Jews in Israel with Jesus laser beams or some shit, I guess.  Does Jesus require cash or will he accept checks or major credit cards or possibly PayPal?  It's not worth discussing the Jews for Jesus in any serious way, cuz they are the fucking wackiest of the wacky fundie assholes, but it is still sad that Bush really is as brain damaged as we always said.  Anyway, Bush went ahead and did the thing at the thing with the nutty religious fucktards despite the bad publicity, and I'm pretty sure Jay Leno didn't ask him about it, and Fox "News" didn't have some Israeli on for 72 hours straight to scream about what a rotten fucking bastard Bush was.  Weird, innit?