George Zimmerman Didn't Like All The Press Crackhead Rob Was Getting

Toronto's own Crackhead Rob's crack-fueled kaiju rampages musta made Quick-Draw McZimmerman a little jealous, cuz he he busted out his own insane and violent rampage on his girlfriend till the cops showed up.  As fun as this is, we should all be a little bit sad that the cops didn't have much itchier trigger fingers so that ole George would get lit up like a fucking bloated gore-filled christmas tree on live tee vee.