Monday, January 21, 2013

Commieblaster.Com: The Funniest Wingnut Parody Site Since Landover Baptist And Jesus' General

Holy shit, I found what has to be one of the funniest parodies of a wingnut website ever, Commieblaster!  This site is well worth checking out.  The creators put a shitload of work into pretending that they are real fucking reactionary assholes; this is the same sort of gratifying hilarity that Landover Baptist and Jesus' General deliver.  Much like their more established peers, the Commieblaster folks make sure that they are far enough over the top that you could not possibly take them as sincere, or sincerely sane!  The name is the first clue; the only people who would use the word 'commie' in 2013 are comedians or real fucking low-IQ types who crawled out of a pond full of pig shit.  Looking at the site you see loads of satire; Allen West is a 'hero' there, and ass clowns like Sarah Palin and Pat Robertson are quoted in bold, capitalized text and treated like credible sources.  Funny shit.  According to the website, everyone is a 'communist' or 'Marxist' or 'a RINO' or some idiocy like that, even hard-right reactionary retards like Mike Pence and Paul Ryan.  Overall, Commieblaster is great fun, full of gleeful lunacy, and the creators deserve kudos for channeling the spirit of the most dangerous and ignorant detritus of American right wing insanity--violence, paranoia, homophobia, racism--while being so melodramatically unhinged that probably everyone except their targets will see immediately that they are kidding. 

2 comments:

  1. What about their site is bigoted, racist, homophobic or lies?. You my friend have fallen victim to the old divide and conquer scheme. Wake up, these politicians don't give a shit about anyone or anything but themselves and their wallets and power.

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    1. yeah, thanks. i'm sure that you wackjobs have it all figured out. everything on that site is a lie, but it is a lie with a purpose: to keep the people who believe that bullshit as ignorant and fearful as possible. unfortunately, it works, as you so dutifully prove...

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