Virag's Movie Reviews: The Expendables 2 (2012)

If you've ever watched a movie and said, "This would be so much better if someone other than Bruce Willis was in it!", well this turd will make you crazy, because compared to almost all of the rest of the cast, Bruce Willis has charm, talent, and screen presence.  This is a movie that misses Mickey Rourke and does itself no good by adding much more of a cadaverous Arnold Schwarzenegger along with a strictly zero-dimensional Chuck Norris.  The only real bright spot is Jason Statham; when you get a walking dipstick like Daniel Craig playing James Bond instead of Jason Statham, you movie fans are fucked.