Thursday, January 17, 2013

One Year Ago Today

women and children next

oops.  at least if it had sunk outright in deep water, we wouldn't have lawyers and judges and investigators and insurance companies and potential customers looking at pictures like this.




more suicide fuel

who the fuck is hal sparks, exactly?  besides a blithering idiot, of course.  well, if you zip ahead to the 1:14 mark, the world's worst unemployed lawyer gets in on the idiocy of shameless obama fluffing.  with fools like these fucking up our world, we really are doomed, so anybody who feels the need to partake probably has more sense than hal sparks or his fuckhead sidekick.

led balloon

what could possibly be so bad about obama's budget that they're leaking the bad news early?  given obama's abysmal presidency so far, probably lots, but if you are a rock-ribbed conservative douchebag like obama, shouldn't you just go all the way and lobby to be mittens's veep?  it would be so much better if obama just came out as a republican and gave us a chance to find someone better. 

the agony of the newt

poor ole newt damn near pissed himself trying to muster up a lynching of uppity fox news dipshit juan williams last night.  gingrich namechecked world renowned cocksucking weasel joe klein to make it seem like janitors are rocking the big bucks for sitting around all day pounding their pud.  the fact that it's not at all true doesn't matter, because newt just wanted to sound the alarm for the racist teabaggers again: black black black black blacky black black black.  gingrich might as well have put on his white sheet and dragged williams out onto the grass and burned a cross for those fucking morons last night to prove that he really hates them blacky blacks.  it woulda been more subtle.  gingrich is only seen as intelligent by that 27% of america that are hopelessly stupid and insane.  obama'd cut off his own right arm to have a chance to run against that barking idiot gingrich.  after that campaign, obama would probably be named president-for-life by 73% of the population in appreciation of the entertainment alone!

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