Sunday, January 13, 2013

One Year Ago Today

finally! the whitey tape!!

picture!  whitey picture!!  all praise larry johnson! he finally found it!!  wait, what?  never mind.  fucking stupid white penguin.


maybe the most important question of the last 30 years

did the mighty t. j. hooker get even better after the departure of adrian zmed because it allowed more of an emphasis on the great james darren and his personal collection of members only jackets?  the show was already an exquisite hunk of american star-vehicle cheese, but this new dynamic made it truly sublime.

gene hackman is an animal, apparently

81 years old and out riding and getting hit?  holy shit, he must be one tough s.o.b.  good for him.  81.  wicked, dude. 

our fun little war against iran

cockburn makes a useful point: with the sanctions and the terror attacks, the united states is already at war with iran.

hey! maybe obama really does want to lose to mittens

sounding like the rock-ribbed conservative that he is is a stupid electoral strategy for barack obama.  talk of big cuts during a recession sounds way to much like the horseshit you could get just as easily from mittens.  it won't save money, and anything that results in the loss of a single job is bad for everyone.  obama is a one step forward, 10 steps back kind of guy, and if mittens gets his shit together, obama's fucked.   on the other hand, if romney descends into full-on al gore levels of uselessness, then obama should light a candle every god damned day as thanks to whatever blind idiot god is looking out for him. 

former senator scott brown

elizabeth warren is going to make sure that scott brown is former senator scott brown next year.  this is going to beat the pants off the presidential race for nausea-inducing merriment, and let's hope that other candidates follow her lead.

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