Thursday, January 3, 2013

One Year Ago Today

virag's movie reviews: the girl with the dragon tattoo (2009, sweden)

this is a very good movie based on an awful book.  the screenwriters and director made some wise decisions regarding the characterization, plotting and tone of the film.  one of the most useful was turning the doughy sexual superman of the book into the rather much less oversexed and more downtrodden mikael blomkvist of the film.  this decision makes the blomkvist/salander pairing seem more necessary for both characters, and removing the finality of salander's rejection promises a more dramatic resolution than the following films actually provide.  i did not think it was necessary to remove the vanger family biography plot point, but it did not detract much from the plot except for the fact that the movie's bad guys should have been way more jumpy and dangerous from the very beginning.  the lisbeth salander casting was excellent, and noomi rapace did a good job embracing the role.  the next two films didn't keep up the thoughtful quality of this one.  the second movie was almost incomprehensible on its own.  in fact, the production team probably should have sought to make only two long films out of the three books, reworking the plot and characters much as the first film did, paring huge useless chunks of the pointless back and forth in the second and third books, and massaging the overall plot of the entire story into a more coherent and dramatic and plausible--and ultimately more human--story.  they didn't but what the hell.  this movie was pretty good. 

lee papa vs. juan cole

digby asks a question without meaning to: jaun cole vs. lee papa?  that's easy: the rudepundit in a career-ending knockout over the tool of the central intelligence agency

obama turning president mittens into a badass emperor

well-known super-genius barack obama is doing more than just pulling the lever for mittens in november; he's doing everything he can to codify romney and all future presidents as badass emperors who can legally fuck up the entire world without bothering with any petty restrictions.  to give credit where it is due, obama has done far more to advance the cheney-bush agenda than anyone thought possible four years ago.  i don't think that even the most virulent anti-kenyan-muslim-socialist rock-ribbed christian teabagger american lunatic ever dreamed that obama would go so far in his w-fluffing policies.  

is keith olbermann something else al gore screws up?

there's some weird shit going on at the current tv.  with olbermann missing in action and the twits working themselves up into a lather, there's a little bit of pissing match happening just out of earshot.  seriously, why do you go with keith olbermann to build you network and then fuck with him instead of just letting him do his job?  nice going al gore.  first joe lieberman loses you the presidency, now this.  i sense a pattern.

and you thought nothing could make ron paul seem sane

if you thought nothing could make ron paul seem like a reasonable choice, well little pilgrim, go over and read the smarmy circle-jerking from the interwebs favorite 50th-percintile college teachers over at the lawyers, guns & money blog in the comments to this particular ron paul post .  when these dimwits bring up the thing they understand least in all the world, ralph nader and his presidential candidacy in 2000, and then the paterno family professor of literature shows up, two amazing thing happen.  first, ron paul starts to seem sane compared to these fucking self-congratulating idiots, and two, you fear wasting your money and your time sending yourself or your kids to any of the non-selective colleges and universities where you might find these fools wasting space and oxygen . 

the mystery of santorum

with over-the-top ass-clown former senator rick santorum there is always a terrible struggle between the hilarious, the unbelievably creepy, and the just plain evil and stupid

obama pulls the lever for romney

soon-to-be-former-president obama is continuing his breakneck campaign for soon-to-be-president-elect romney by proving once again that he is a worthless pussy who sucks at the game of being a democratic president.  president cheney would never have been too chicken to use any tactic to further his agenda, but the guy up there now sure is...unless of course he really is furthering his personal political agenda just the way he wants.  all the talk of obama being cheney's third term sure seemed silly three, four years ago, didn't it? 

iowa funfetti

as far as high-fructose fun-value is concerned, the best outcome in iowa would be for former senator rick santorum to loose a rich, frothy wave all over the caucuses tonight and leave us with an indelible stain of joy.  a ron paul victory would not be nearly as fun, but it would be awesome to watch the murdoch catamites run around all panicky trying to stop the ron paul juggurnaut...such as it is.  the likelihood of a mittens victory makes for thin gruel as the winter plays itself out.  go senator frothy!

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