Friday, January 4, 2013

One Year Ago Today

pat robertson is a national treasure

god's favorite liquor officer, pat robertson, is a national treasure.  through him, and his tee vee show and his video-tape-delay word-of-knowledge miracle cures, god apparently protects america from certain hurricanes, kenyan presidents, and asteroids.  without pat robertson and his divine infallibility, imagine what sort of sick, twisted and unrecognizable hell hole america would be

santorum time machine

cherished memories: santorum was a well-known fuckhead from way back.  it's going to be quite interesting to see how quickly he gets shredded by romney's money and even a cursory peek at his record.

senator frothy leaves a stain

rick santorum couldn't scare up nine more votes in iowa in order to make me happy?  jeez, thanks a bunch.

hey! maybe obama really does want to beat mittens!

finally, obama kicks the republicans where it hurts.  jeez, this minor political stunt seems like real bloodshed after three years of the obama presidency.  well, it's something, anyway.

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